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can someone explain to me for exactly how long has club penguin been awesome

Recipe: Ketchup Fried Rice by Chef Roy Choi



Excerpted from L.A. Son, Roy Choi’s cookbook/memoir:

"Ain’t nothing more ghetto than ketchup fried rice. This is a fiend’s meal. It’s like crackers and aerosol cheese spread. It’s like sugar on some white bread or frozen burritos. Basically, some trashy-ass f*cked-up, dumb sh*t. But it’s damn tasty!

Ingredients: (serves 4 to 6)

3 tablespoons vegetable oil

1 tablespoon minced scallions

1 tablespoon minced carrot

1 teaspoon minced garlic

1 tablespoon minced kimchi

2 cups day-old cooked rice

3 tablespoons ketchup

1 egg

3/4 teaspooon roasted crushed sesame seeds

Heat a large pan or a wok over high heat and add the oil. Throw in all the vegetables and the kimchi and saute for a minute or so, until you start to see a little color on the veggies. Transfer the veggies to a bowl and return the pan to the stove.

Add a touch more oil to the pan and add the rice, stirring it around occasionally. Cook the rice until it gets a bit crispy, then add the vegetables to the rice and mix for a minute or two. Add the ketchup and mix everything around until the rice fully absorbs the ketchup. Remove from the heat and put a small pan over the flame. Fry your egg however you like.

Serve yourself a bowl of the rice and top with the fried egg and a sprinkle of sesame seeds.

Watch Sesame Street as you eat ketchup fried rice like a G.”

Get more dope recipes from Roy Choi in his book L.A. Son.

tbh fluttershy is large as fuck

fluttershy is huge

kids these days (demo)

kids these days

think they know




Alright, here’s the plan-

We can breathe together

and if you get the chance,

you should catch the weather report

"kids these day think they know everything"

listen, dad

i draw ponies for the internet okay

sometimes i draw them doing stuff to each other

no it’s not a sex thing

okay it’s totally a sex thing

basic income looks a lot less batshit insane when you realize the scope of corporate welfare and the scale of tax loopholes exploited almost exclusively by the wealthy. From there, it’s simply a matter of eliminating what would then be redundant social entitlements and you have a balanced budget AND a universal basic income.

OR we could just let cronyism and privilege turn our country into a plutocracy, that’s also not out of the question.